There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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