I wanna bring you to show and tell
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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