Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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