i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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