Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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