I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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