doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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