under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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