Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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