no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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