that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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