My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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