He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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