Already got asked if we're dating
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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