I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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