Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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