Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I puked a lego.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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