I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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