I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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