Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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