adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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