But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I could make wine with my vomit
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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