If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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