at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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