I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.