you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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