Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
