so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts