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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!

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  U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.

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  And then audibly agreed

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.

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• (415): View more from California

  Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms

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