My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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