I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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