I love black thongs
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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