Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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