do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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