Sry I called you an 8
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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