Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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