he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
How's work?
Spinning.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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