is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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