these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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