Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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