I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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