and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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