just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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