party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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