he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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