He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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