If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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