sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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