She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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