sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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