there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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