your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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