ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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