I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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